Texts from Last Night (@TFLN - NSFW, though this post is) collects and tweets drunken text messages.
(330): I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) March 13, 2013
(613): He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) March 4, 2013
(304): Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) March 1, 2013
(989): I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....Occasionally makes you worried that someone, somewhere is having more fun than you (spoiler: they are). Mostly inspires feelings of relief that you're still classier than someone, somewhere.
— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) February 26, 2013
(520): Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingmanFollow Friday
— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) February 24, 2013
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