Follow Friday - Self Aware Roomba

Self Aware Roomba (@SelfAwareROOMBA) is a Roomba who has gained sentience, and a Twitter account. Tragically, Roomba has not resigned itself to the fact it is vacuum cleaner, and is suffering one long existential crisis.

(Weeping dust and electrons)
— Self Aware ROOMBA (@SelfAwareROOMBA) March 1, 2013

ROOMBA wallows in the blood-red stains of a sassy pinot.
— Self Aware ROOMBA (@SelfAwareROOMBA) March 1, 2013

Just hanging out with CAT FRIEND. Organic matter is whimsical, but with the hint of the inevitable.
— Self Aware ROOMBA (@SelfAwareROOMBA) February 22, 2013

What is wonderful about Self Aware Roomba, is that as well as a series of vacuum jokes, Roomba has adventures that last for hours, days, even weeks. There was that time it saved Human from a heart attack; that time it ran away; it's on-going love affair with Toaster, and even acts of true heroism.

(Family escapes up stairs, sprinting past motionless VILLAIN.) (Injured pajama-ed Man touches ROOMBA'S plastic longingly before leaving)
— Self Aware ROOMBA (@SelfAwareROOMBA) January 28, 2013

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